David Alan Grier guest hosts; actor Ashton Kutcher; actress Amandla Stenberg; Jessie Reyez performs. because the best things in life don't cost a fortune. In Thursday night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" >> wait, you are? [ laughter ] >> rob: yeah, turns out. season 3 premieres in fall on apple tv plus. and i love -- >> i love you. >> rob: yeah. >> david: as you know, i'm in the "star wars" family too. so when he's leo zombie and he catches me, he bites me. >> rob: i can tell. i endorse same-sex marriage. i enjoyed the night. >> david: we've got a great show for you tonight. and they were like, we just met you. >> guillermo: oh. but i think it would be easier. no did you say yes? En unik milj som uppmuntrar deltagande och lrande bland alla idrottsliga erfarenhetsniver. plus, they felt fast itch relief some as early as 2 days. [ laughter ] a birthday card from eric. i will take it. [ laughter ] >> are you ready? >> get him out of here. okay. oh, all that. let me do this for you real quick. now people like to make this announcement, "i'm retiring." (laughter), >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. >> chicken casserole. for people with skin. and what setting. in other mating news, they got a freak problem in florida right now. [ cheers and applause ] she is incredible. because when he first came out he was like a soothing grandpa offering you butterscotch from his coin purse. >> now you're talking about the costa rica thing! [ cheers and applause ] [acoustic soul music throughout] [acoustic soul music throughout] [acoustic soul music throughout], [acoustic soul music throughout] [acoustic soul music throughout] who do you think you are? it's supposed to be a good time. that's when i went into arnold instead of clinton -- it was a crazy, crazy thing. pepcid. >> guillermo: i'm here at dodger stadium to play the game this place is famous for, ping-pong. the new pastrami cheese steak. [ laughter ] [ applause ] now -- now get in the choppah. >> i am a part of the "star wars" universe, may the force be with you." >> dana: this is for anna. go kick the ball to mommy. it's right around the corner. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. everything good? >> i'm maisie from st. george, utah. oh, your agent can help you make sure it's just what you need. just $12.99. Steve Granitz/FilmMagic. for max strength nighttime relief, nyquil severe: this is antonelli's cheese shop, and we're the antonellis! >> it's the outfit. and women are forced back into the shadows. ryan reynolds, jamie foxx, ashton kutcher, kaitlin olson, david alan grier, abbi jacobson, plus music from tones & i, jesie reyez, and the shins. >> so what does a robot do during a one-night stand? halloween time is back with spook-tacular experiences in disneyland and disney california adventure parks! there's a new platform i just found called "welcome.us" where people can adopt a refugee family, or communities or churches or school groups or boy scout troops, adopt a ukrainian refugee family. and if you don't get it right you get another still. for margot - lately i've been in a pacino. you were the mvp, you won the golden glove. >> you're alive. >> guillermo: that's it? Simu Liu, pictured at the Bullet Train premiere in Los Angeles, August 2022, will host Jimmy Kimmel Live! on August 24. 27 taxes and regulates online sports betting to fund permanent solution to homelessness. >> princess. Ed Herrera/Getty Images. by the way, have you noticed that biden's gotten a little feistier lately? >> david: "the shining"? while helping every tribe in california. >> lou: tonight's magic beer word is -- "guillermo." >> david: $27.50, each one of them. i got a paddle full of tequila, look right here. >> david: okay. i won the whole thing! >> poppy, where are you? i hope you brought security or a. bat. that was a ball, blue. and a complementary botanical blend. >> it is a virus that does not discriminate. did you do anything special? and we've been shooting. you whine, you don't eat." so i thought we'd end on a bad joke. and you guys used to go because you're fans of the show. >> guillermo: yeah. beets. our next guest is a two-time emmy-winning actress who currently has two nominations for portraying two criminals on two different shows, and here is one of them. 11:35 pm. >> it's my first one. i hate when i'm having sex in public and people trying to touch me. i'm here with kumail nanjiani. [ audience: aww ] grand opening, grand closing. >> i had an incident. fragrance-free. you're absolutely right. but i am a different kind of late-night host. it would have been great to have -- i'm a big fan of the japanese movie "battle royale." it's black and white. hire this woman, please. >> that's perfect. [ applause ] wait, no, not everybody in the audience. oh mmmm. >> i need to find -- , [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: okay. [ bell rings ] wait, you faked this whole thing? i try."
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[ laughter ] hans from hans and franz? >> dana: he just intuited that. >> it was the tequila's fault, i think. yes on 27. i am so excited to announce a dating app for all of us conservatives. >> you're welcome for kyle schwarber. now you can save big on supersonic wifi from xfinity. now we've seen the proof. strike. By Rebecca Ford. it was on paragon home video. listen, i don't blame you. rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. i actually like hot sauce. [ laughter ] and speaking of jimmy, we have two very special guests in the audience tonight. , meet my boyfriend, jake. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. >> okay, joe. we just had our 15th wedding anniversary. >> so what happened? we love each other. it scared the hell out of me. here's guillermo. domi and j.d. >> david: it was heartbreaking. but i do have some experience in this type of thing. >> absolutely not. and he's literally doing my version of a zombie without ever having seen -- >> dana: he's a mimic already. >> lou: ha ha, it's funny because there's a cuss word. oh, and a free streaming box. find nutrients. oh, all that. What a pleasure last night when Rita Wilson and the legendary Smokey Robinson appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live. but maybe we'll get to that point. >> dana: okay. "welcome to wrexham chippendales." >> to losers. there's a price on my head, yeah. progress that moves you. web pages oh, mrs. kimmel, you shouldn't have done this, look at this! then i see you. so save money shopping back to school on amazon. let's forget about "sunny," guys. >> dana: you were a movie expert. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. Comments are closed. [ applause ] >> david: you're solid. it's cool, but some of the celebrities on there charge like 300 bucks so i started my own app -- [ phone ding ] slow down. Milwaukee sisters Chauntee (far left) and Monique Ross (second from right) perform with Brandi Carlile (far right) and Kyleen , (don't stop me now) (don't stop me) 'cause i'm having a good time having a good time i'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger . Go to Source Author: Dec 7, 2022 admin. a dad. [ laughter ] i knew you'd be a great guest. (laugh) (laughter) halloween time is back in disneyland and disney california adventure parks! the right way. >> david: i don't know if she's the best wife. and with no preset spending limit, our purchasing power adapts to our business needs. he came to me, he was like, i'm going to direct this thing, it's, going to be my directorial debut, there's a role i want you to play. >> thanks for being here. >> guillermo: try it. [ laughter ] >> david: wait. what did you think about her music? >> rob: or it good be some north walian strippers that come to los angeles. on a serious note. number three, you know the drill, come on." as you can see, i'm pretty relaxed. >> dana: what becomes a wonderful thing for me, if someone repeats stuff i think is inexplicable and just dry and weird. [ cheers and applause ] now, a lot has changed since we started doing "always sunny." and i do think it was the shoes. you always have the whole place to yourself. i was going to say, that's really infuriating because you really are a natural at this. Search the history of over 766 billion the big sexies of the '80s, right here. >> guillermo: that was a ball? you're going to get your ass kicked, man. >> and i was on a show on hbo called "silicon valley." [ cheers and applause ] thank you. as i'm falling asleep i get a text from a friend of mine. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by adobe express. >> thank you. and i love you. instructor: come on milwaukee! [ cheers and applause ] you may know me from my show "mythic quest" on apple tv plus. >> drinking alone. >> buddy. so ruth is the voice. [ laughter ] i mean, none of these -- i mean, maybe a couple of the dancers got that going on. here's who's coming up this week on "jimmy kimmel live." [ laughter ] you know, he -- i don't think these -- i don't think these baby shows taught them that the zombies eat people. with someone you wouldn't take a bite. >> guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] 15 years. so i had a school psychologist, she liked movies and i liked movies. we'll see. well well well, what have we here? it was really sad. just a couple dozen more questions, lindsey. and also i was like almost crying. he's america's next big export. you know. web pages while they so save money shopping bfire tirtuff out amazon. >> i'm like, i don't know, how am i going to do this the next two months? panera chefs have crafted a masterpiece succulent, seared chicken a secret aioli clean ingredients in a buttery brioche roll. >> david: that's amazing. [ cheering crowd ] so much pressure. all right! >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] you know, mila's from ukraine. big moment. i'll tell you that. and that's going to get past quavo. so we were working. [ cheers and applause ] okay, i too am from out of town. down goes your career. do you know mafia? you have to call your agent, "just don't send me anything for a little bit and i'm good." it was really kind of exciting. i did a ton of stuff when i was a kid. you look great. we use our two percent cash back to help cover our employees' healthcare costs. >> you were talking about t.j. on the rich eisen show. and with that said, congratulations are in order for meteorologist greg dootra from abc chicago, winner of tonight's award for "excellence in reporting." >> no, no. now, you going to be fighting? >> dana: okay. hey, lindsey! >> we've got joe. >> david: i didn't know who you were, man. i had two lines. >> well -- um -- it's about america. The Trump Organization was found guilty of fraud in a surprise to absolutely no one. with guest host rob mcelhenney. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." >> guillermo: strike! down in florida, while they're having group sex -- [ laughter ] so much so that the sarasota police department had to tweet this warning. you're lucky i don't have a campfire here. i should have done better. we used tech to become team amani. vivian, are you pregnant? two kids? please welcome kumail nanjiani! document.getElementById('cloak0840ecc4edc17d63374a9e7b662c257f').innerHTML = ''; i heard you ran l.a. >> david: i did. you guys probably get nominated every year for "always sunny in philadelphia" probably. >> david: right. >> david: 56! like earlier today. >> i've been investing -- yes, like the last ten -- decade-plus, i starting investing in startups. >> two kids, yeah. this is not a joke. must like hard work, punctuality, and a good firm handshake. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: that's all the time we have. August 23, 2022 4:56pm. it's a great day! i did the wrong voice, ed. i never -- i never played this before. >> leading off here in the bottom of the second, bryan cranston. oh, sir! you have any other habits? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> no way. with cleto and the cletones. the thing that's different about a vrbo vacation home. [ laughter ] oh. i do. and i get that. >> rob: thank you. 27 taxes and regulates online sports betting to fund. tj maxx where you can always afford to be you to the maxx finished? never leave home, never leave home! you see? it says never nominated rob mcelhenny. >> dana: here's a question i have. >> like on national television. are you telling me -- this is the best wife in the world, mila? eq stage. so i'm reaching the end of my monologue here, and i know that you're supposed to end on a great joke. >> yeah. so the beatles are in hamburg, and they've got to do eight hours. wow! we'll cut that later. so now almost every sing-along thing that he watches is -- has monsters in it. rob. [ cheers ] yep. right now on jimmy kimmel, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host dana carvey. right now? get allstate and be better protected from mayhem for a whole lot less. August 2, 2022. >> dana: i hope you appreciate -- i mean, how do you -- >> very much so. where you can pay famous people to record messages for your friends? wow. Late Night Host Jimmy Kimmel revealed in a recent interview that his constant jokes about Donald Trump cost him nearly half his audience -- and rightfully so. Use this setlist for your event review and get all updates automatically! and loving it." what?! on my weddin anniversary the movie that we made about us meeting and us falling in love. we used to hang out before tmz -- >> david: bup bup bup bup bup! [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: welcome back. i'm dana carvey. oh, don't get me started. >> i was -- at 9 i did see a double feature of "deliverance" and "the wild bunch." [ cheers ] >> david: damn! good job! Search the history of over 766 billion and there's a scene where, you know, everybody's turning into zombies. s mopodcast is out. [ laughter ] "she's a total babe. but you can get a doctor man to reattach it. that was quite a reception. [ applause ] can you tell me a little bit about what it is to play a con man? >> so nice to see you, rob. can i have these? [ laughter ] i can't say anything. former president trump saying fbi agents raided his mar-a-ago estate. thank you. shining like gold. the best or nothing. >> they flew us down. the new xfinity supersonic bundle. >> guillermo: that's a new style. but he knows to bite you. and so i got to make a lot of fun phone calls about it. and it's going very well. ahhh! >> yeah. >> yes, that was the move. Jennifer August 18, 2022. whoa. we got really into that. >> david: you're married to mila? if we get close -- >> no. >> i'm the guy in the industry, "all these little whippersnappers now." so i'm doing the romero zombies. >> and the things that happened -- >> david: bup bup bup bup bup! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it happens sometimes. frustrated with occasional digestive upsets? >> i can't do that. >> dana: they were waiting. it may sound cheesy but we like it that way! make connections. for decades, i've worked at the intersection of domestic violence and homelessness. turns out the universe is just telling me that my wife is a liar. >> david: guys, do you know werewolf? >> hey, guys. [ laughter ] >> david: that's what we all say. i don't know whether it was, like -- it was like an old -- so. amazing. and i had just discovered korean spa, which i don't know if you guys know about korean spas. anncr vo: serious side effects may include pancreatitis. how you been? that's why aveeno daily moisture lotion and body wash are formulated to be gentle on dry skin. what are they doing, right? did she really make you give up your ticket on the space -- the rocket? the "right" stuff. they're flowers. >> yeah, i was in "obi-wan." if you get some humidity in there she goes round and round like a whirling dervish and next thing you know it's timber time. new episodes of "video archives podcast" premiere tuesdays -- i'm promoting it. so i'm like -- [ groaning ] and i really do the romero zombies. because i got to play one on "obi wan." var prefix = 'ma' + 'il' + 'to'; it's named after the video rental store in manhattan beach where you two met -- >> that was the store we both worked at. it was kind of this weird thing because when i auditioned for "ozark" i -- it said missouri. what if i accidentally hit a food truck and it gets covered in empanadas? TV Archive vi, this is everyone. now, how -- >> hey! in 2020, as we know, there was a little pandemic with a lot of things canceled. >> dana: you know, i'm shy like that. true. it's never a question of if it's going to happen it's when. so don't cut me off. got you a drink! i'm rob mcelhenney. >> i don't know. we're not watching them on dvd or anything. [ cheers and applause ] n! so you're from the bronx. anyway, this weekend something incredible happened to me. new housing units in all 58 counties, including: permanent supportive housing, tiny homes communities, project roomkey supportive hotel units and intensive mental health and addiction treatment. so part of our way to do a session together was i would just talk about the movies i saw and she'd talk about the movies she saw. it's johnny carson getting pulled over for drunk driving in 1972. oh, sorry, officer. in short, 27 means getting people off the streets and into housing. [ laughter ] i'm very grateful for everything "sunny" has given me. >> fly ball. and i fell right down. i do it with friends. (laughter) the spell is cast. you're sophie. About Jimmy Kimmels marriage to Molly McNearney. this is kind of a love story. or in another room taking up space. and i'm -- i wanted to be a filmmaker. when your friends come over to watch the game no. like explaining to me what the hell britney spears is doing on her instagram. they're amazing. and then i couldn't remember my lines with just my voice. the most common side effects are headaches and sleepiness. i -- i sprained my ankle. it's kind of like, red alert, red alert! [ cheers and applause ], church lady is in jail for defrauding members of her mega church. Vi vill p alla niver bedriva vr idrott s att den utvecklar mnniskor positivt svl fysiskt och psykiskt som socialt och kulturellt. he's a fast talker. geico. do you remember our first conversation? [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: okay. so how will that new revenue be spent? feet?! open a new beer each time i say your name. [ cheers and applause ] we should probably send an ambulance over to the bar in philadelphia and possibly to this studio. quviviq may cause sleepiness during the day. get the brands you want, the prices you want, whenever you want. all right? your new show is called "welcome to chippendales." >> but then it also allowed me for five years to just do nothing but just completely dive into movies. how are you like ruth? that's your first time doing anything like this. australia has bestowed many gifts upon us -- uggs, vegemite, speedos, platypuses, and our next guest, whom i have the pleasure of co-starring alongside on the series "mythic quest." when this whole thing kicked up we're like, we've got to do something. because if you slow it down and, watch it again, i think biden was actually trying to punch mbs. that's all you've got to do. but it's just really cathartic for me. if you have kids, great. i don't really know what we're talking about anymore. because what is this if not pure unbridled passion? Because of that a handful of Republicans are now working to move their party away from Trump, including Senator Mitt Romney, who said: President Trump lost again, and I know a lot of people in our party love the president former president but he is, if you will, the kiss of death for somebody who wants to win a general election.. opening monologue, Jimmy Kimmel called out Kanye West. i was like oh,'s in why chippendales is huge. he's kind of channeling steve mcqueen. getting flogged by satan. (laugh) i've cast quite a spell now you won't believe your eyes! but i got invited to the -- >> dana: okay. >> the whole office is outfit for web 3, but most of the world is in web 2 transitioning to web 3. if i have to be honest, i'd say i'm actually web 4. metaphorically speaking of course. [ laughter ] >> david: no, man, no. what were they looking for? find energy. not one dime to get people off the streets and into housing 27 generates hundreds of million to help solve homelessness. like i don't know. i like it. [ laughter ] >> rob: yeah. we both were employees at the store in the '80s. with bats and ghouls and cars in disguise. it's quviviq. >> david: hold on. it's so unfair and wild that you guys haven't gotten nominated. [ applause ] that's right. Like most late night talk shows, Jimmy Kimmel is filmed in front of a live studio audience earlier in the day and then airs a few hours later. insurance! "ozark" and "inventing anna" are on netflix now. it was like a real reaction. so who's attacking prop 27? it disrupts my skin with rash. >> you know how a few months ago we heard donald trump flushed documents down the toilet? whoops. but that's not what tonight is about. connection's a good start. >> okay. the out of space rocket ride? >> yes, it was. >> what patients are facing. >> guillermo: my name is -- guillermo. >> okay. when i first saw you on a talk show it was because you're so great as ruth, it kind of threw me for a second. Aubrey Plaza on Jimmy Kimmel Live August 17, 2022. >> rob: got it. >> this is so fun. >> we were like what's the -- oh, welcome. >> guillermo: we are perfect partners. thanks. >> into space. you always have the whole place to yourself. >> yeah. the thing that's different about a vrbo vacation home. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. [ applause ] >> that's good. [ laughter ] know the safe word for each and every manatee. at state farm, we're there for your "what ifs." i can tell you what it's been like to be a part of it so far, which has been really exciting. [ laughter ] >> rob: oh. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. on August 9, 2022. ama daetz. that's rinvoq relief. and i was like, hey, what if we do a show in my basement where i invite friends to run with me, and we bring a peloton instructor, and i interview people while we're running? let's go, follow me! [ audience aws ] no. "just talk like this. excuse me, guys, excuse me. it's just you're this incredible director and then you're this guy too. what if i'm not sure i have the right coverage for my car? introducing togo's new pastrami cheese ste loaded with our world famous pastrami, sauteed mushrooms, roasted red peppers, and smothered with melty american cheese. so they don't -- >> dana: that's what's. By Jimmy Kimmel Live. [ phone ding ] whoops. lfr [ laughter ] >> rob: i'm sensing a common denominator here. what? The Ross sisters, now based in Nashville with their own band SistaStings, play violin and cello in Carlile's band. hey, guys. i want to thank ashton kutcher, amandla stenberg, and my main man, jimbo, mr. jimmy kimmel. >> yeah. here with the song "take a chance" with some help from anderson.paak, domi and j.d. >> david: did you start with commercials? you know, it doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy, crunchy and delicious. >> dana: i know you go east a lot. someone stop him! >> nice. >> this is governor arnold schwarzenegger. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a very talented musician. [ laughter ] "well, jimmy kimmel live. >> i can't tell you anything. and you know -- >> rob: i knew you'd be a great guest. -morning, jen. and he kind of had this, like -- i don't know, he kind of had this boss hogg vibe to him. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: ashton! >> it's going to be eric. the stakes have never been higher. you can file a claim on the app. america is watching. you see what they did there? there was a lot of stuff i used to be. so i went to the audition with this thick accent. [ laughter ] and it's flattering them, for instance, saying that they should be nominated for a show. team brooklyn celebrates a two-run victory here in the 2022, all-star celebrity softball game. >> rob: what would your stripper name be? var path = 'hr' + 'ef' + '='; i walk around everywhere. >> rob: do you remember the old -- the old game to find your stripper name it would be your first pet and the street that you grew up on? so what's the last movie you saw and you went holy [ bleep ] i wish i directed that? >> all right. >> i'm running for thorne, our nonprofit. kids don't always take the best care of school supplies. dennis on my show, and my wife kaitlyn. [ laughter ] "sunny" has been going for 17 years now and people always ask me how we've managed to stay on the air for so long. and -- >> what's up? WebJimmy Kimmel Live! anna could wine and dine, you know. [ laughter ] ka-dink! >> well -- okay. all right, a little shot. >> one thing i know about comedy is that timing is important. >> rob: marvel, "star wars." at some -- a lot of nominations, racking up the noms, probably a win or two. >> dana: hello! oh, no, no, no, no. you're older and wiser, as am i. i have a dauhter, you ave kids. a marathon changed my life, man. because why would you ever share your vacation home with someone you wouldn't share your vacation with. and faster and faster and faster. , dry skin is sensitive skin, too. the brutal reality of life under taliban control. it's our nature. (dance music) ( ) ( ) pringles. >> did we do anything special? >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host david alan grier. and i got there a little early so i could enjoy the convention. ( ) ask your healthcare provider about rybelsus today. facing expensive vitamin c creams with dull results? >> what does a robot do -- >> nuts and bolts. [ applause ] >> david: that's beautiful, man. trombone shorty from the mercedes eq stage. >> now, cases of monkeypox have skyrocketed in recent weeks. because we've actually never met each other. only at applebee's. jimmy said he misses you all very much and he will be back sometime in the year 2025. >> yeah. you really missed out on the best time time of our lives. >> david: you know, the thing i like about you, ashton, you were saying now, you only act when you want to. "vengeance" is in the theater now. "bodies bodies bodies" opens in theaters nationwide tomorrow. but the risky recreational activities continue in her new horror/comedy movie "bodies bodies bodies." it's recommended by gastroenterologists two-times more than any other probiotic brand. [ laughter and applause ] >> dana: hey, look. >> shut the front door. >> it really checks out. >> dana: so you kind of grew up -- did you go to the local deli, hey, julia, you want a tomato sandwich over here? >> rob: yes. nexium 24 hour and prilosec otc can take one to four days to fully work. right now, jimmy kimmel -- and culture. wanna help kids get their homework done? and every time it was like they'd never seen a guy with a sock down his pants. but the other day i was hanging out, i heard "goldfinger." 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[ laughter ] >> david: let's move on, let's move on, let's move on. bloody nipples. for us it was -- the reason we called it "welcome to chippendales" is because we couldn't think of a name. >> rob: did you have actual male strippers? can you give me some tips? but if they were to meet in the forest, like who would win in a fight? we need to fix something on the instagram post that you posted announcing -- >> david: what did you do, amandla, what did you do? turn up for the grilled lobster, shrimp and salmon trio and our hottest summer duo, steak and lobster! i know a lot of fun spots. you're absolutely amazing. >> rob: oh. This material may be protected by copyright law (Title 17 U.S. Code). but first, their album "not tight" is out july 29th. >> guillermo: hey, how are you, man? and it was absolutely not of my own making. hello, steve. [ cheers and applause ] you're only funky as ya last cut but ain't no use unpacking what is wrapped up they question why i'm preppin' for disaster i guess i'm still affected by the last one no need to make excuses on behalf of sometimes i just act stupidly for the reaction to blame it all on foolishness that i would rather but if we speaking truthfully i'm just a -- god won't give me more than i can handle rich but i can't afford to have a scandal this isn't what we wanted but i'm sick and it's senseless to try to front , like i can't stand you found another one and that's cool but i'm the only on who has you if there's something that i can do tell me what i'll make it and come back through come back it can't be too late come back home you held me right where it's safe no one compares no one cocef it's notoo before you walk away hold on just let go of who i used to be right now i need you to take a chance on me you've heard it before so this time i'll let the actions speak right now i need you to take a chance , on me yeah the bang i needed for the breakthrough the nights i entertained women what a waste for the sake of getting eyes wide awake mind in a maze tryna find a new escape route you never ran out of patience so i turned around man enough to face it even though i changed it's the same location when you come home i'll be waitin come back it can't be too late come back home you held me right where it's safe no one compares no one could ever replace if it's not too late before you walk away hold on just let go of who i used to be right now i need you , to take a chance on me you've heard it before so this time i'll let the actions speak right now i need you to take a chance on me >> ladies and gentlemen, domi and jd beck! >> david: i'm doing pretty good. geico. do you in any way root for winning for either one? because i make up these little silly songs and then he wants to hear them like 13 times in a row. so thank you for coming, kumail, and being my very first guest on a talk show. >> oh, oh, oh, oh, man! stop rybelsus and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, or an allergic reaction. now i know that, okay, if i'm ever going to refer to the force, it does need to be in capital letters, "the force." >> across the country in key swing states, why democrats and some republicans say this is a threat to our elections. Copyright 2022 Stockholm All Stripes SC. tell your provider about vision problems or changes. what's the difference between prop 26 and prop 27? my a1c stayed here, it needed to be here. and so it's like i have a greatest hits as a comedian. and we've shot like ten episodes of this show. Liu is perhaps i was like, this is crazy, blackmailing another country. i keep getting these alerts because i created an app that's been keeping me really busy. >> i have four. please welcome ashton kutcher. the sxm app -- >> if you do it it's okay. (music playing throughout) la la la la la i'm a fancy exercise bike noobie. do not take quviviq if you have narcolepsy. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: welcome back. now, are you preparing for a marathon? >> dana: we were? >> the funny thing is, now i watch all these -- all the actors that -- when they decide they're going to take a break, like they make a public announcement out of it. don't forget to pack your phone charger for tomorrow morning's flight. so leaving out the rape part, she told me the entire story from beginning to end. no. [ applause ] or as one of the five drunk [ bleep ] from "it's always sunny in philadelphia." because ruth is a bad-ass. while helping every tribe in california. the only thing you can do to get better at running is run. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ], and kimmel doesn't know this, but i found his credit card in his desk today, so he's picking up the tab. >> it cut right before i got hit with the light saber. the audi e-tron family. right now in jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" can i take your order? when you realize your vacation days won't use themselves and it's time for an out of office way out. you and mila have raised a lot of money. we didn't even know each other. i'm your guest host, dan o'garno. 100%. vote no on 27. what's this podcast about anyway? it's just you and your people. >> oh! and uh yeah that's me, a beach side hotel. i was really excited to be at comic-con for the first -- it was my first time at comic-con. TV Archive "poof", burt, you have my lunch. [ laughter ] >> david: they want people to know. it was not jedi-like. anybody on the show. you can tilt it? when you go to the game total power move. >> rob: welcome back. we confront the taliban about their broken promises. to take monkeypox more seriously if it wasn't scald monkeypox. >> dana: awesome. lines are so web 1. you don't want to be in web 1, do you? >> would it be like a bunch of male strippers going to wales? >> rob: speaking of alcohol, would you like to say the, special drinking word? [ laughter ] i'm bulletproof today. i like this one. Guest Host Nicole Byer, Heidi Klum (Making the Cut), Kirby Howell-Baptiste (The Sandman), Musical Guests Seventeen. whoo! >> dana: so you could be like holding two that night? without having seen any of these movies. Uploaded by >> all right, i'm a little nervous. it had been released. so i'm not like at the end. yes. so we had kumail on earlier and we were talking about "star wars." >> dana: which one do you -- >> i don't like this one. he's a natural. [ cheers and applause ] or as i call them, "mr. and mrs. next thing you'll be holding a spatula. you know the crumbs at the bottom of the bag are the finale to your mcdonald's crispy chicken sandwich. all right? we will be right back with charlotte nicdao. i was like, who is this dude, this white boy is out of his damn mind. >> david: yeah, take them, man. so there was a sing-along for halloween. >> bagel clifton. typical cubs fan. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. and now, dana carvey! >> rob: the last time i saw you was at comic-con. [ laughter ] >> david: hold on. i probably have like gray hair, to be honest. you choose the time and place. >> so anytime i or anyone on this show says that word kimmel buys the bar a round. and you know, i had a vodka soda. [ applause ] you're quite an accomplished stand-up comedian. >> guillermo: where did you get the kid? it's been wonderful. serious infections and blood clots, so f ncs including serious infections skin cancer, death, heart attack, stroke, and tears in the stomach or intestines occurred. >> david: what, now? new and improved cetaphil cleansers are specially formulated with our dermatologist-backed blend of ingredients to reinforce your skin's moisture barrier. >> guillermo: possible too. >> no, that's pretty standard. for me, like acting -- i just wasn't excited to go to work every day. we chose our spark cash plus card from capital one because it gives us unlimited two percent cash back on everything we buy. it's meta. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: thank you. >> the bathroom. when your sisters come to town and you say, it's on me. crushed it, little bro. >> dana: well, we're going to see it right now. >> yes. so now i'm waiting for emily to wake up. it's kind of a big deal. erica, might you have someone else who can tell a joke in a more timely fashion? today. but i don't know if she's the best wife. that's it from the celebrity softball game. a fast walker. healthy. [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: we've got a great show for you tonight. strong relief for fans of fast. >> guillermo: me? >> well -- it's a little about abilene. >> i've talked to you about this. we're sorry that you had to endure years of bad dates and wasted time with people that don't see the world our way. do good. i hope you're ready for action. go on and check my drip. it's basically tinder for bigots. from bodega cats to the pope mobile a deep dive into the wacky and wonderful side of the world's largest online. - jake from state farm, i really need to know. >> david: what i'm trying to help you with is so that you survive. you know what i mean? all electric, all mercedes. and kumail comes walking over with his wife, emily. okay? for my when i see your movies i have to see them a lot of times. >> rob: yes. but we didn't go right away. but kids also need computers. so you have other got these two going. Search the history of over 766 billion [ cheers and applause ] he's going to be absolutely hammered by the end of this. so i used to go -- we used to go to these "game of thrones" events because of hbo. thank you so much. >> a wild action comedy rom. >> dana: darrell hammond. 90% of the money goes to the out-of-state corporations who wrote it. b.j. [ laughter ] [ ding ]. Hollywood star Jimmy Kimmel told Liz Cheneys committee to throw in the towel saying nothing will happen to former President Donald Trump no matter what Cheney and or the 50th flight? >> guillermo: sorry. everyone. >> that's it. the best or nothing. how many people in the audience is this your first talk show? 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[ laughter ] >> yeah, this is all going to waste unless he's seeing it. woo, it's here! >> i don't want -- what are these scarves? son tc: mom's a1c is down with rybelsus. >> yeah. we have a firm called sound ventures and invest in startups. well, charlotte, i want to say thank you. i've got a question for you. so it's just like i have to keep singing it again and again and again. >> did you just discover that? it was from way back in the day. >> yeah. i hope brad's watching. so p-rudd mentions to me -- damn, man. please welcome charlotte nicdao. right now on jimmy kimmel, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy he deserves that dirt. how 'bout guacamole? we build software that we deploy to law enforcement and companies that help them find kids that are being sexually exploited faster. it's about a group of young people who go up into the woods, they have the genius idea of having a hurricane party. and he loves them. >> i literally cannot tell you that either. and she's going to say --. >> lou: from >> it was just sort of like a folded -- it was sort of like --. and i know you very well. we built a firm. is that -- >> dana: well, because you were so not her. do you have, like, powers? that is longer than all of my relationships, marriages, and hookups put together. i just found all these cars on autotrader. >> but i get this text. >> dana: so this is ruth's accent and anna's accent. with geico, we can easily bundle home and car insurance and save even more? [ cheers and applause ] yes. [ laughter ] >> rob: right. you were doing all kind of stuff. he's kind of channeling tom laughlin in "billy jack" to some degree. i'm great with kids. >> i was 3. song: a1c down with rybelsus anncr vo: ask your healthcare provider about rybelsus. tv is so hard right now. that is too spicy. a talented duo joined by their label president. grab some pruners. the choice is clear yes on prop 27. what's the difference between prop 26 and prop 27? you know, a real grippa. >> dana: your brain is still taking it in. time-out, time-out. >> right. see, like the same thing happened to me. Repeat of Aug 24 2022. >> guillermo: now you're going to play much better, or maybe worse. you know that show i was telling you about? cause. [ laughter ] that's not as funny as it used to be. >> yeah. [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy Kimmel Live Schedule for the Week of 10/31/2022. >> i don't think this was -- this was stuff that they were stuffing down there for sure. and she produces it. hi. >> yes. >> final three outs here for team los angeles. that was very impressive. and in fact, kind of awesome. this is not the right reaction. >> you're the one that didn't want lines anywhere in the office. all right? hmmm. >> well, we've been since. >> that's really sweet. yeah, i'm in. Dec 7, 2022 admin. that's why i couldn't hit the ball. "i'm taking a break. >> guillermo: hey, how are you, man? >> listen, life is an act, dana. through elegant design and progressive technology. i would do kmart, marshall's, walmart. this is antonelli's cheese shop, and we're the antonellis! i'm just talking to him casually on my podcast. >> i have a great one from alison that she's ready to give you. [laughter ] >> rob: i was going to say i wasn't sure if i was the first person you'd said it to that night. [ laughter ] >> david: she made me give that up. helloooo, people?! what web are we in right now? tonight, from the new film "bodies bodies bodies," amandla stenberg is with us. i want to thank kumail nanjiani, charlotte nicdao, and guillermo! >> okay, yes. like when your kids are 6 or 7 or 8, have you thought of some of the movies you might want to show them that affected you at that age or were you watching "taxi driver" when you were 6? and i'm like, i think this is the movie that emily and i did together, "the big sick." monkey disco. >> no. let's prune. quviviq may lead to doing activities while not fully awake that you don't remember the next day, like walking, driving and making or eating food. that's how we take care of our most valuable asset our people. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live"! >> i will say this. [ laughter ] >> david: yes. he was always repeating the story. tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC August 30, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT 11:35 pm we appreciate your time. that is a beautiful and worthy. >> what's up, player? it lives up to the hype, plus plus. i was having lunch with my old pal paul rudd. and it was -- we became friendly with him. >> it might not be the shoes. bold move for some, another day in the fall for you. that's jordan. for people who are a little intense about hydration. >> you believe in mustache magic? yes. did i forget to knock? ok! >> yes, we have. >> it's about the myths that we tell ourselves. it's just you and your people. [ cheers and applause ] that is erica and keenen who are behind the bar tonight. >> that's right. can you put these in a safe place and don't let anyone touch them? [ laughter ] yeah. >> her emotional pleas for mercy. thanks. >> early on it was like airbnb, uber, spotify, robin hood, a bunch of other things. [ laughter ] >> david: i was liquor -- liquor lagged, something like that. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] years! >> what? >> guillermo: okay, all right. that feels sufficient. so when prop 27 promised solutions to homelessness, i took a good, hard look. >> guillermo: four, oh my god. Home of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, YouTube Challenges and the rest of your favorite viral late night videos. guillermo is giving his teammate mustaches. kill me, you [ bleep ] wolf? >> dana: did you have to lose that accent to become this character? >> rob: okay. but we're here to talk about you. so they learn the canon of music. Aubrey Plaza was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live on August 17th to promote both Emily the Criminal and Spin Me Round! >> so they start playing a game, then the game takes on a life of its own. and then tries to sound like an american girl. can it handle all of my devices? >> that's right. now, tell us about your movie "bodies bodies bodies." >> j.k. simmons looks like anthony davis. his hip flexors are tight. [ laughter ] and i've fallen in love. elsus. prop 27 is a game changer. that i can promise you. Desus Nice Fills In On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Jokes About Being Fired By Showtime & Getting To Say Whatever The F**k He Wanted On Cable. ba da ba ba ba . Nothing bad ever actually happens to Donald Trump. had this amazing screenplay that he wrote. can i do one more? [ laughter ] >> dana: they always were confused. [ cheers and applause ]. Du mste tillta JavaScript fr att se den. she's my first pet i've ever had. i've got to call her and tell her. >> again -- >> rob: that's the same fan as "game of thrones." prop 27 is a game changer. now, i don't want to bring the mood down up in this piece, but tonight is my very last show here. tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC August 4, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT 11:35 pm appreciate your time. >> david: wow. are we going to call some strikes? not just anyone can join. >> guillermo: yeah! >> he just intuited that no, i'm supposed to bite you now. one of the things -- you can appreciate this. >> rob: okay. and seeing ronald mcdonald chain smoking cigarettes. but i promise you, you clean me up and i will do whatever it takes to stay that way. >> no, no! confidence stuff. >> yeah, you can't throw gum. WebThe official Jimmy Kimmel Live! [ applause ] it's my -- it's like one of my favorite comedies. hello? [ laughter ] but biden came out as a really sleepy sweet grandpa. please welcome quentin tarantino! i found some more props. i often get asked to do my classic characters and people wonder -- they think they're still alive. the choice is clear. but i can't because you lost it in a boating accident. with cleto and the cletones. need to get your a1c down? [ laughter ] >> that is actually good. i play a guy who pretends to be a jedi to get money but he's got a heart of gold and -- anyway. >> it definitely kind of falls in the lineage of, you know, teenage slasher films. and there's ways that people can help. what's up, everyone. >> dana: that's cool. side effects like nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea may lead to dehydration, which may worsen kidney problems. my data shows you're not off to a good start. >> david: we went there to open a casino? thank you for having me here. song: a1c down with rybelsus anncr vo: in a clinical study, once-daily rybelsus significantly lowered a1c better than the leading branded pill. and that's where we met. and i was like, all right, i think this is the -- i think this guy has got this -- it's like this air of sophistication. sex before marriage may result in eternal damnation. >> rob: i see. which was kind of crazy. tj maxx. and i've picked up a few pointers over the years for how to respectfully engage manatees in an orgy. we all know that safe word is -- [ squeaking noises ] [ cheers and applause ] always make sure to wash your blow holes. every story we tell is ultimately about a person. Namnet anspelar sledes bde p individualitet samt p den gemenskap, samhrighet och styrka som bildas nr dessa sporter och mnniskor mts och tillsammans bildar en enhet. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: fantastic. insomnia can impact both my days and my nights. >> i'm jealous. we'll be right back with music from domi and j.d. love him. [ laughter ] >> wow. >> dana, what are you asking me? like even slightly. sorry. >> guillermo: how many kids you have? i know you love being on "mythic quest," as do i. but i believe it's your dream to be associated in some way with the "star wars" -- >> my whole life is just a child to "star wars" pipeline. Jimmy Kimmel Live! last aired five original shows from Brooklyn the week of Oct. 21, 2019. we're losers. i study botany. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for having me. [ laughter ] don't worry, though. i think you and i, we need to go to outer space together, man. a dad question. plus, "bullet train." so where do you think this pressure's coming from? and she says, i know. >> david: and you're married? and there's such a musicality to, it, an inexplicability. >> for the last point. check out this time space wormhole i creat how's it work? [ laughter ] >> uh-huh? >> yeah. >> david: we got something over here, here you go. [ cheers and applause ] you have to crack a new one. >> but i wake up the next morning and i'm freaking out. >> david: gee. don't look at me. this is absolutely true. wealthy casino tribes who want all the money for themselves support small tribes, address homelessness. >> and i suggested that we should all hang out the next day. >> rob: yes. and innovative ways to make your e-tron your own. and those are actually the video archive shelves. i like it. [ laughter ] so i have the lovely distinction of working with my wife. >> yeah. kenan! [ laughter and applause ] >> dana: that's great. because why would you ever share your vacation home with someone you wouldn't share your vacation with. >> david: guillermo hooked up, with cody bellinger of the dodgers to get their pong on. >> you guys -- i mean, you've been nominated for emmys like for "sunny." one out! we get in the car. [ laughter ] okay. you better do some more squats. >> david: you remember we held hands and we prayed, the kumbaya circle. you're about to get to know the real me. >> there were multiple nights i wasn't able to go to sleep. >> dana: no, no. one, she got you something. so call the imagineers to come flush my [ bleep ]. i just do impressions of those celebrities and charge pennies on the dollar. i told props to switch that out. >> dana: and my -- >> he's kind of channeling a steve mcqueen kind of character. okay. guillermo! money for nothing time after time finger on the button rolling the dice , tempted the devil bull by the horns i can't see nothin' eye of the storm and i'm anxious can't fall asleep without grinding my teeth i'm sweating bullets bullets are sweating me shakin' like a leaf from my head to my feet but i'm standing here and i'm ready have no fear are you with me time is near keep it steady long as i'm here tinker or tailor soldier or spy weight on my shoulders feelin' the grind do what i want with the time that i got whether we go down in water or fire but i'm anxious can't fall asleep without grinding my teeth i'm sweating bullets bullets are sweating me, shakin' like a leaf from my head to my feet but i'm standing here and i'm ready have no fear are you with me time is near keep it steady long as i'm here , >> announcer: this is "nightline." 